God damnit not another bad movie based on a good video game. I was bored from the very beginning, mostly because Max was a lot cooler in the game.
I found myself direly wishing I was playing Max Payne rather than sitting through Mark Wahlberg's half assed attempt to pull it off. What does he think this is? The Italian Job? Stop interrogating and torturing people. Stop asking stupid questions like, "What?" and "Who do you think you are?". Is Max Payne in a fucking rock concert? What's with all the talking? Where is all the vividly dark narration? Why isn't he taking any painkillers? Did the director do ANY research? FUCK!
Fuck this nonsense I'm going back to playing MaxPayne2 Extra Blood Mod.
Rating: 20%
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