I'm a firm believer in changing your name to something ridiculous. For example, Chad Ocho Cinco, formerly Chad Johnson, had several pretty good reasons to do so:
1. It was funny
2. It pleased the fans
3. He was already widely known as "Ocho Cinco"
4. He's just honoring the national Hispanic Heritage Month
Doing it for the good of Hispanic Heritage MonthOn the other hand, when Jennifer Thornburg changed her name to Cutout Dissection.com, she just ended up coming off as a pretentious idiot. Haunted by the ghosts of chickens and frogs she dissected in high school biology class, Jennifer changed her name to the likewise named website in order to promote alternative methods of learning that did not require killing animals.
Totally ignoring the concept of Willed Body Programs, Cutout insists that all dissections can be completely abolished in the educational setting. Using her incredibly retarded name to generate publicity and get all up in your face about it, she has joined forces with PETA (great choice!) in order to further cram it down your throat. I mean, this is totally reasonable. Imagine having a rational debate with someone named Cutout Dissections.com. I just can't wait.
Now I really have nothing against fat people. I can understand if they have thyroid problems, or are just plain weak willed, it happens. But the main problem here is, how can you be so fat when you are a fucking vegetarian? Just look at that double chin. How many soy beans does it really take to lard yourself up like that? Perhaps she wants everyone to stop killing animals so she can have more for herself! That's why I propose this to you, Jennifer. Rename yourself Cutout Bacon.com:
This gets the message across that we should stop eating animals (pigs, etc.) and it forces you to stop stuffing your fat face with bacon. Everyone wins.
1 comment:
dude thats just plain mean. Look at that bloated face. Angioedema means Cushings Syndrome is much more likely.
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