I didn't really like this. I can tell its a quality movie because Mark Wahlberg is in it, but I've been watching some really good movies lately and this one's a relatively low point in my viewing sequence. One of hollywood's favorite mantras is, "Even bad men love their mothers." So that's where this starts, with the four brothers returning to Detroit to avenge their moms's untimely death.
Hey come to think of it, this was ridiculously similar to the plot of GTA: San Andreas. They might even have the same storyboard.
Both stories start with a dead mother, (what could be more dramatic than that) and pick up with the search for mom's killer. So the movie is just a bunch of hoodies + Wahlberg going around hustling various neighborhood characters. Man are there really people on earth that are this hardcore? The brothers are the toughest of the tough guys.
Mark Wahlberg's urban gangster walk in this movie is retarded. His arms are swinging around like crazy and he bobbs up and down like he's on a merry-go-round. No one in real life would ever have that kind of gait.
Rating: 30%
1 comment:
I like the shower scene where the script writers decided to reinforce the idea that these people are brothers by having them look at each other's cocks to check for prostate cancer or something. Because as we all know you aren't really someone's brother unless you handle their cock in a totally nonchalant way.
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