Friday, June 13, 2008

Finishing the Game: The Search for a New Bruce Lee (2007)

This movie sucks fucking kong balls. What the fuck.

What is this about? The plot is some shit about Bruce Lee somehow related to a bunch of under-appreciated Asian people and about how many Asian people you can cram into a shitty movie. The cast is comprised of the cast of Better Luck Tomorrow PLUS any other Asian people and unemployed actors they could find dressed in faggoty costumes. For 84 minutes, they give mock interviews about shit nobody cares about, they whine and complain on camera, they dredge up racial issues.

As I watched it, I felt this....feeling...sort of a mixture of boredom and the feeling you get when you watch really pitiful acts of desperation. I'd had enough. I just couldn't finish it. After about half an hour, I ejected it and dumped it in the trash.

Satire doesn't work if what you're showing isn't funny and you are just bitching a lot instead.
Rating: 5%

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

actually Better Luck Tomorrow sucked too.