Gandahar (1988)

I'll tell you this much: If you like either rotoscoping, weird alien worlds or lots of tits, then you are in for a hell of a ride!

Gandahar is apparently a French animated movie, also called "Light Years," (which makes no sense in relation to the plot). It involves a civilization called Gandahar on an alien world where hippie aliens live in a socialist wonderland, living in harmony with the world's plants and animals. Sounds good? It gets better. While the Gandaharians have chosen to forgo advanced technology in favor of living in a sustainable environment, their women have also chose to forgo wearing shirts.



All's going well until one day, when black-plated metal men who shoot lazers that turn things into stone start invading.


The queen (Glen Close with wings coming out of her head) sends her moron son to scout out the area and, if possible, solve the whole problem by himself. Gee, thanks Mom. Of course, he gets turned into stone pretty quickly, but soon after he gets locked into a metal egg with a cute blue girl in a loincloth with no shirt on, which is when the REAL adventures start!

Eventually, they find out that the real culprit behind the metal men is...oh I just can't say.

It's a secret. I don't want to give out spoilers.

Ok I give up, it's a giant COCK HEAD.


Only a giant dickhead would want to destroy a utopia full of free and happy tits!

Even in the Mad Max-like badlands where all the horrible mutants live, tits thrive freely...even more freely than they would normally...


It's actually very interesting to see how the French animate tits on strange mutant women. Multiple tits! A tit on an arm! Tits with eyes instead of nipples!

The movie is, thankfully (if only temporarily) up on YouTube, so catch it while you can. I've put up the best clips (ie, the ones with the most tits), so enjoy! Straight women and gay men can just fast forward to the Cock Head clip.


Welcome to tit-topia. Even the Capitol building is stacked.



Meet the half-naked blue hottie. Also, dig the tongue action.



Meet COCK HEAD. Women always think that we use our penises instead of our brains while making bad decisions. Here's what happens when you give a cock head godhood...the penis is truly evil after all.



Defending Gandahar from the black people. Mutants cast Psychic Storm.



The final battle.



Note: As soon as you see GG, it's over and nothing else happens.