Horray for space shuttle ATL

Atlanta's mission patch. Dirty souf, nigga!

Today marked the launch of yet another thing into outer space, this time it was full of dudes and not full of space robots. Shoving it into the face of the Chinese space program, the USA sent its newest advanced space capsule "Atlanta" into the terrifying beyond.

Welcome to the future.

Built in remembrance of Sherman's bloody march through Atlanta in the 1860's, NASA's latest shuttle is a complex system of ultra-modern computers and thrust-vectored dynamic flight engineering. The shuttle itself is nuclear powered, feeding the three energy-hungry ion engines that give it thrust. The shuttle crew hopes to reach Mercury within two weeks. After that comes the much talked-about mission to re-ignite the Sun, which has plunged Earth in a solar winter in the past month.

Space Shuttle Atlanta gettin' hyhpy on the hood of a Boeing 747

We all wish our comrades a safe journey and a quick return. We can expect China to be watching these proceedings with great interest with their orbiting spy-cameras. Bootleg versions of Atlanta are expected to appear in Dalian and Shenzhen within the next few days.

Made by peasants for pennies on the dollar.