I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry (2007)

Fuck this movie for trying to be funny and politically correct at the same time. How do you have a movie that tries to make a joke about the main character's son being an obvious homo, and then spend the rest of the movie trying to make a political statement about how homos shouldn't be laughed at? Every other character in this movie comes out as a secret gay guy by the end of it. It came to the point that when a new character was introduced, the people I was watching this with went "Is that guy gay too? Is he???" Probably.

Here's a character cheat sheet for those with bad gaydar or who don't watch the E! channel.

Fat guy who plays Chuck: Pretending to be gay for health benefits.
Adam Sandler: Also pretending to be gay (but by the end of the movie I was wondering if he was going to be bisexual or something)
Chuck's Son: Really fucking gay.
Chuck's daughter: Gender ambiguous.
Their boss, Dan Ankroyd: Not gay, but not funny either.
Rob fucking Schneider: Gay, also doing the worst impression of an asian man since Jerry Lewis.
Big black guy: Big black closeted gay man who becomes a flamer by the movie's end.
Jessica Alba: A lawyer, which is complete bullshit. Putting this hot a chick in this gay a movie cancels out both ends of the spectrum and makes the whole movie feel like eating plain yogurt.
Her brother: FUCKING GAY FAGGOT

Hai guys my lungs r full of Co2, but u can still see mai faic lolol

This movie taught me that gays are people too, even though they dress up like butterflies and buy nothing but KY jelly when they go to the store. Also that firefighters go fight fire every single day, hang off the sides of fire engines when they go to a fire like they did in the 1850's, don't wear their breathing apparatus in a smoke and flame-filled building (unless someone farts!), and half of them are gays.

I now pronounce you Suck and Fairy

SATSUXBALLS SAYS:

EDIT: WOW YOU GOT ME. NICE RAID. DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK OF THIS ONE YOURSELF? GROWING BOY!

ARNOLD SAYS:

"You can't win dis."