Man, 10000 BC? That was a long time ago. What did humans look like at the time...? Pretty buff and healthy looking, actually...pretty good.
It starts off with a bunch of proto-humans hunting wooly mammoth, which was mildly entertaining. After that finishes, the movie switches gears into an Apocalypto-esque slave trader chase that brings them to Egypt where they find the Pyramids of Giza under construction by slaves and wooly mammoths. Fake! Mammuthus primigenius don't live in the desert. By the end of the movie, a proto-Jesus frees the slaves, or Jews, or blacks, and assassinates the Pharaoh. Fuck this.
Rating: 40%
1 comment:
Wooly mammoths are the only reason I'd watch this.
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