Daniel Craig as James Bond take two. -BEGIN- He is once again doing Parkour while chasing a guy around a construction site. That must have been a hit.
Okay, now he is Africa again. Again?! When are the British going to pull out of bloody Africa. I don't even know why he is there because I don't understand the story very well. Daniel Craig is mumbling too much and I can't make out the words. Basically, Bond needs to save the Third World from a multinational corporation or he's gay.
The bad guy in Bond movies always comes up with something stupid. This one lives in a house powered by hydrogen fuel cells that blow up at the slightest provocation. Hey, at least he isn't living in a retarded ice castle like last time.
The bad guy died because he was too busy trying to rape a waitress while his house burned down. Bond gets pissed and begins killing Canadians. Something about a leak. -END-
wtf I don't get it.
Rating: 50%
2 comments:
Britain's grief over colonization...I thought that was Bolivia...dude its bolivia. Same thing all third world colonies
i got confused I think the part where Bond gets into a knife fight and kills the guy with his bare hands is somewhere in Africa but I really didn't understand jack shit
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