INKED 4 LYFE HOMIE: Stupid tattoos

A lot of people seem to like tattooing themselves silly. This is probably because if you have nothing to offer the planet as a whole you can at least pretend like you're unique by tatting yourself to the gills with any stupid thing that comes into your fool head. Just ask anyone to show you their tats and you'll be graced with truly unique and personalized stupidity along these lines:

What you think it says: Contra is 1337
What it really says: Be glad this picture doesn't show my face



What you think it says: I like pie.
What it really says: That's a fat fucking foot.


What you think it says: I am so utterly unique it destroys your reality.
What it really says: Oh hey look, that chick has another chick tattood to the side of her FUCKING HEAD



What you think it says: My sense of humor is so advanced that mere humans cannot comprehend how funny I am, really
What it really says: Interesting little pun you came up with. You realize you're gonna be looking at this gay porn travesty on your leg when you're 65 and realize you're not as clever as you think, right?


What you think it says: So unique my parents threw me out of the house (could have been because i was having sex with other women though)
What it really says: Alternate lifestyle = tattoos = girls touching each others' breasts. I call it frankenstein's theorem, and I can prove it.



What you think it says: I'm cute n' sexy. When people think you're sexy it makes up for a traumatic, abusive childhood with unloving parents, right?
What it really says: Now servicing #1384. Thank you come again.



What you think it says: Fuck knows
What it really says: Your daughter just tattood "slut" on her lower lip. Your gender ambigious other child just tattood "lunchbox" on his/her lower lip.

You gotta be thinking two things: One, which one could possibly be considered worse. Two, does severing your vas deferens count as body modification?



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