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WELCOME TO JOHNNY LOLLERSKATES WHERE WE REVIEW UP AND COMING EMO BANDS THAT YOU CAN REALLY SLIT YOUR WRISTS PARALLEL TO THE VEIN TO

HOT BANDS THAT I WANT TO DO THE LEAD SINGER (AND/OR DRUMMER) OF:

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE: <3

FALL OUT BOY: SIMPSONS REFERENCE = EAT MY SHORTS LOL

PULMONARY ARCHERY: WTF DOES THAT MEAN LOL

ENDLESS PIT OF DESPAIR: SO NEW ONLY I'VE HEARD OF THEM BUT THEY'RE GONNA BE HUGE

EMO'S WORLD: I'M NOT OKAAAAYYYYYY

WRISTSLITTER: WHERE'S THE FUCKING BLOOD?? OH WAIT THIS IS A BUSINESS CARD

TOLD YOU I WUZ HARDCORE: LEAD SINGER MIKE FARENHOLTZ RECENTLY PASSED AWAY BY HIS OWN HAND :'( BUT HE WAS HOT R.I.P. <3

DUMPED ON MYSPACE: THIS BAND is really good, (sorry i had the caps lock on fuck lol) anyway this badn is real good if relatively unheard of, I of course heard about it on myspace from my myspace friend Balls who is gonna co-write this blog, i started talkin to him cause he was in my extended network, his first post was check out this badn it rocks //_o totally emokid, the lead singer is like his roommate (and i would totally make out wihth him if i did not already have prior commitments) ans his name is just 'Africa' is that not so totally awesomely emo i mean fuck i asked africa to co-write this blog but he said he wasw off blogging after his girl left him for a blogger on myspace. i read the blog and it is actually really good

The Modoc Hotshots: This band is actually real famous for only being out of Alturas, CA, tiny little town i guess but a real strong emo scene over there, there music is pretty good i knew this kid who was in it hes on myspace his name under "smoketrap" which i guess is his band name, really good screamo stuff i guess but a lot of screamin

thats all for now, i guess i can make reviews of stuff othr than emo bands but FUCK THAT only if i run out of emo bands or the scene goes dead which is no way possible lol emo 4evr

Quote of the day: ...was the exemplar in calculated cruelty and creative murder. It set the standard for twistedly righteous and emotionless massacres of peoples that we dislike for thier acts of sin. But by connecting sin to acts of horrific killings, it erroneously suggests that murder is the basis for righteous morals, which unfortunately, a majority of people have accepted as truth.
-my myspace firend Balls i dont know his real name yet sorry lol