CRITIC BORAT

I hate Borat, if you see it you should immediately cut off your phallus and poison yourself with Clorox Bleach. Nobody should want to continue living or carrying on lineage after seeing this movie. It should be locked in a vault for 10million years, so we can have time to recover from its crippling lack of humor. I hope Sacha Barons family tries to stuff him back up his mothers’ ass which birthed him. Sometimes parents have a hard time throwing away their child after they realize they took a shit instead of experienced the miracle of child birth. This can happen during a miscarriage while simultaneously ejecting last nights Chicken Famoso through the anal cavity. Confused by the timing the mother will put the discolored shit into a container and take care of it as if it were her own child until it reaches adult age. Even though it creates an excess stink and it never fully develops, it somehow manages to create a movie. That movie is Borat. So unless you want to watch something made from the irritable bowels of a delusional shit keeping middle aged woman, I suggest you fight for your rights and rise up against this horrible travesty of a movie. Burn candles in the wind, and pray to your gods to cause all copies of this film to be vanished from earth. It is the only way to end the chaos and save your soul, do it, or die.


Review By - Pat