HILLARY IS RAPING YOUR MIND

3:35 AM The Day of Ownage
(Your dreams start to become a little too real...)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH


1:48 PM

The Iraq...I studies it.


Now I fites it lol


5:12 PM

Post victory celebration at YOUR MOMS HOUSE


8:26 PM
(You're beginning to feel nauseous and your hair's falling out)

Teachin' Obama Kung Fu


12:38 AM Ownage day +1

WRONG HILLARY, COME ON GUYS. >:(


Hmmmm, much better.


12:58 AM
(You're starting to bleed from the eyes and ears)

Achievement Unlocked: Maximum Ownage


6:24 PM

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