We all know the story. But what is this really about anyways? Some Soviet era factory? Consumer supply/demand? Kids that are little shits? Can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on here?
The chocolate factory(aka. factory farm run by slave labor) is the last place you want to be. Why? Because Willy "asshole" Wonka will kill you and sing and dance as he disposes of your body. He's Hitlereque. No matter what he does, he has to be a dick about it. No matter what he says, he has to say it snidely. We see the kids, having been experimented on by Wonka's researchers, leaving the factory in various states of mutilation.
This movie differs from the 1971 version in only one way. It's more extreme. That's all. They took the story and made it more fucked up, more emo, and MORE EXTREMEEEEEEE. Including Johnny Depp's face. Oh, and they cut the part with fizzy lifting drinks and replaced it with a dentist's appointment.
Acting Talent: 30%
Visual Stimulation: 40%
Suck: 33%
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Johnny Depp is a child molester, end of story.
And nice "video" you posted or should I say slide show. Makes absolutely no sense.
if you think about it real hard it starts to make sense
We'll begin with a spin
Trav'ling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world, there's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
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