Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Crank(2006)


"OHH! I'm alive. IM ALIVE FUCK YEAH!!"

Besides a quick lesson in the administration of epinephrine, this movie is great for those times when you're so bored that you wish someone would get killed right in front of you so you could say something cool like "OH SHIT" .
Jason Statham gets poisoned with some shit that inhibits his beta-androgenic receptors(and thus decreases heart activity), so to stay alive, he has to heighten his adrenaline level. That means lots of violence, robbery, high speed turismo, and drug injections. Unfortunately, Statham has this tendency to overdo it, and ends up tripping out on all sorts of substances instead.

IF YOU STOP YOU DIE! When you need a boost, you have to get one no matter the cost, even if the cost is having sex in front of a crowd of people. Great scene btw. But whats with all the asian people in this movie? Is that supposed to be some kinda hidden message or are asian syndicates just a popular theme these days? Look at that arm. Nice vein tattoo.
Acting Talent: 65%
Visual Stimulation: 75%
Realism Ratio: 2/10
Sex and Death Award

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