Ghost Rider(2007)

"As a matter of fact..........................................I do."
For a while, Ghost Rider was one of my inside jokes as another one of Nick Cage's shitty movies that features stupid lines like "Hey, I'm Ghost Rider". Thats exactly what happens here, with Cage riding his devil bike around and telling people about exactly who he is. The rest of the story is irrelevant. There was nothing good about this movie except that it was a good joke.

Ghost Rider doing time...and doing his best to avoid prison rape. The sentence given to him by the judge was of course, "You. Guilty."
As it turns out, going Ghost Rider is similar to going Super Saiyan or transforming into Beast Mode. You can also do partial transformations to release some kind of bloodline limit. The basic premise to Nick Cage fighting is to make a flaming entrance, belch out his one-liner, and then power up to Rider level. Damn, I don't need to watch this. I've already seen like a hundred episodes of this on Dragonball Z.

"Ghost Ride the Whip"
Visual Stimulation: 70%
Acting Talent: 40% (good lord so bad)
Originality: 50% or just plain weird
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