Wednesday, August 1, 2007

InKeD 4 LyFe HoMiE pArT 2

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There have been urgent requests that I tone down the explicit nature of Inked 4 Lyfe Homie in future installments. This, sadly, is impossible. Skin is widely known to be not only the largest of bodily organs, but also the most horrifying. Skin secretes pure terror. Skin regulates the level of fear in the body. When the body detects a high level of revulsion in the body, the skin radiates it into the environment.

This is skin. It's fucking scary!!!


Pirate Abe


Yar har feedle dee dee
Buy a tattoo 'cause your body is free
If there's a tattoo on your arm of me
You are an asshole.
-Abe Lincoln



Cat Ass


Glad you really like cats, cause this is the last pussy you'll ever get
:3



Thank Yer Lucky Stars


I am completely baffled. My only guess is she likes the rear admiral...a lot



Feel Reborn


This is the most magical shit I've ever seen. Sorry, I got some dust in my eye. *sniff*



Snowman War


Fantastic. Except for one thing. There are no black snowmen.



Toucan Sam


Follow your nose...to the unwashed freakshow





These are all pretty scary, but if you want to pull a Picard and scream "NOT GOOD ENOUGH, DAMMIT, NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" then here are some links to some truly horrifying "body modifications" that people evidently do on purpose.

WARNING: A bunch of this stuff is horrible for real. Don't click if you don't like to throw up

ModBlog "Explicit" Gallery!

Look for: A vagina ironed shut with piercings! NEAT!

ModBlog E X T R E M E Gallery!

Look for: Hi! I just TATTOOED MY FUCKING EYE BLUE (and went blind!!)


Look for: Pictures of sex organs where they really should not be. Like on your face.



And a summary of today's post.




1 comment:

SATSUXBALLZ said...

stop pulling pictures off ogrish.com and making me look at them just stop